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I was doing missionary with my ex while in high school. We were in the gym and I was so turned on I pulled out and blasted in my own eye. I turned around because my girlfriend had this terrified look of embarrassment on her face only to stare into the angry face of her gym teacher while the spooge dripped down my eye onto my lip.

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Your body makes boner-killing noises, the bed creaks and your sheets are probably still stained from the one time you thought it was a good idea to eat sushi in bed. The good part about awkward sex is it's a breeding ground see what I did there for great stories. Here, five women shared their tales of woe and misplaced vibrators.

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One time, I met a guy who told me, "If you don't laugh at least once during sex, you're doing something wrong. While I don't know if that's necessarily true, I do know that more often than not, ridiculous things happen at some point during sex. I mean, when you're that close to someone and dealing with unpredictable bodily functions, how are you not going to have some slip-ups?

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However, I spoke with three people who were brave enough to do precisely that, and here are their most embarrassing sex stories:. A few years ago, I started dating a girl from uni. In my view, she was the perfect girl — we shared the same interests, she was wickedly funny and of course stunningly beautiful.

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Actually… wait. You see the judgment in their eyes. And Jesus, people need to start locking doors.

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When you hear the word sex, there are plenty of adjectives you could use to describe it: messy for instance, hot, awkward, and sweaty. What about you, guys? Share it with us in the comments section below!

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Skip navigation! Story from Sex. You know those sexual encounters where something so undeniably hilarious happens that you and your partner both end up laughing hysterically?

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On a ground level, sex should be a fun and healthy activity that everyone can enjoy responsibly. However, the actual act of intercourse isn't always as easy or attractive as the movies would make out. All those flailing limbs, communication issues, and bodily functions can sometimes make the moment a lot less sexy than it should be. In the worst case scenarios, it can almost become as embarrassing as something seen in the American Pie movies, that wouldn't dare share with anyone.

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Sex can really be a beautiful thing; two people connecting with one another on a physical and emotional level, coming together in one of the most intimate and fun ways two human beings can. Most of us know all to well, you can be well on your way to having the orgasm of a lifetimeand then, in an instant, the sex takes a turn for the worst and ends in the kind of embarrassment no amount of post-coitus cocktails will ever wipe from your memory bank. But while most people are happy to chalk the experience up as a non-repeatable blunder in no need of sharing, we live in the age of the internet; where the guise of anonymity gives people the chance to share their most embarrassing sex stories with the world.

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